would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
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