Having a random hookup so left but love u
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Randomize
