It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
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