Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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