Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize