I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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