The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
Randomize
