He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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