I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Randomize
