Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
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