So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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