YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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