hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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