But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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