so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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