there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
So, my ex just showed me the drunk voicemail we left him last night. Started out with me saying "I think it's Shane." Then you took my phone and started singing a song about peanut butter, train tracks, and tequila. I joined in. On the upside, he said he's totally fine with being on the drunk dial list from now on. Soooo, another tequila night??
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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