mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
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