Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
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