Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Randomize
