Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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