It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
