ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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