So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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