I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
this is an emotional support booty call
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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