my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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