No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
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