I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
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