i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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