Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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