Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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