covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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