Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
you didnt know i had herpes?
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
I use my feet as sexual weapons
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