And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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