I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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