But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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