would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
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