bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
I'm at about main and main street
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
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