Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
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