I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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