we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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