If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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