Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
They are going to name an STD after you.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
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