real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
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