their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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