Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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