he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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