My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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