On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
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