Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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