a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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