just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
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