ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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