Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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