Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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