Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
I need to calm my uterus...
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
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