My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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