My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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