South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
